Oyster: Hey, I saw a picture of your nice system. Wow, you’ve 4 turntables!?
Customer: Who says only 4 turntables? I have 7. Another 3 on the next floor, it was not photographed.
Oyster: … (looking stupid)
But This Ain’t No Great Barrier Reef
An Australian tourist after browsing our record collection:
“Mate, you have the Best Job in the World”
Point of Know Return
A young man in his 20s, looking at one of our spinning turntables asks:
“How do you skip track, uncle?”
Frequent Irritating Questions
“Do you record to tape?”
“Do you have Mary Black’s No Frontiers original pressing?”
Welcome To Hotel California
A regular, afraid of further high-end audio poisoning:
“I can’t stay here any longer”